Saturday, December 1, 2012

The Lies of our Forefathers

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I have a pseudo-habit of getting play while watching movies or series that shouldn't be aphrodisiacs. In college it was Hellsing , since...
Sunday, June 3, 2012

I am a Timeshare Sinner

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If there is a hell, I'm definitely going to it. Maybe. Probably. Definitely. Back in 2010, during my stint in the Census, I came across ...
Thursday, May 31, 2012

Well, It's been a while... hasn't it? Today'sTopics: Sentient toilets and Poor Parenting. Let's Go!

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You're in the middle of getting you bone on when you hear a what sounds like a wet snapping of bone, or someone throwing their keys...
Saturday, March 24, 2012

You Could Say That This Post is a... Gas

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I once woke up, sat up on my bed and ripped ass so hard that I could hear the springs in my mattress reverberating. What does this have to d...
Monday, February 20, 2012

Filler Episode One of Twelve until I use my Super Powers

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I have noticed that the all the toilets at my University have been upgraded to the new "modern" toilets that have a motion sensor ...
Monday, February 6, 2012

Booze, Used Condoms and Brass Casings. I Have a problem. Maybe. Probably. Most Definately.

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I have decided, that just as FLO RIDA created a career for himself by naming himself after his state and singing about oral sex, I too wil...
Sunday, January 29, 2012

"That was it?" Stalingrad, Sex and the US Census

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I have discovered that when I consume alcohol, I apparently piss out about half of what I consume in liquid volume. Or so it seems. This wou...